i’m a nut
caddyim a little acorn nice and round i live away down in the ground and every1 walks over me and that is why im cracked, you see i'm a nut…
More Reasons why girls shouldnt be allowed in space
Cause it makes them crazy, and yes more crazy than usual, if such thing is possible in the first place , at least that was the case for Lisa Nowak…
640 kb
In 1981, Bill Gates said that "640 k ought to be enough for anyone" Here's the background: For quite some time, a PC couldn't use more than 1 Mb RAM,…
“I am become death, the destroyer of worlds”
"If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst forth at once in the sky, that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One." "I am become…
“Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!”
Bite my shiny, metal ass! Everybody loves a sarcastic, galactically saavy, cigar smoking, prank prone, selfish, beer drinking robot. Enter Bender. Bender was his mothers 1729th son. His father…
Sacred Order of the Stonecutters
Download Stonecutter’s song Here Stonecutter’s song Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do. We do. Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?…
Yvan Eht Nioj – The Party Posse
Download here Oh, Say Can You Rock? There trouble in a far off nation, Time to get in love formation, Your love is more deadly than Sadam, That's Why I…
Redneck 911 Call
A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back…