A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse”, he mumbles, from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?”
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”
He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, are my testicles black?” Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir!!”
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely…
A r e – m y – t e s t – r e s u l t s – b a c k?
NOT-FUNNY-AT-ALL
and speaking of testicles , i heard that Elune , got his testicles checked by his female classmates as a part of a class !
Nader told us this , and i really hope its true
so Elune got his funny parts touched by a girl… and for learning purposes .. How cool can it gets đ
1. My testicles were never touched by anyone besides Nader and 7ussam so far.
2. Categorized as (funny, laugh, joke)? Maybe more like (Drama, Story, Hearing Difficulties). I mean, you really liked it Slvador?
so any new Poll Idea .. anyone ?
it is funny the big “big testicles” then you see the picuters of the cupcakes below it
now thats good joke
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A couple has returned from their honeymoon and it was obvious
to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom’s
best man takes him aside and asks what’s wrong.
“Well,” replied the man “when we had finished making love on the
first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom, I put a $50 bill
on the pillow without thinking.” “Oh, you shouldn’t worry about
that too much,” said his friend. “I’m sure your wife will get over
it soon enough – she can’t expect you to have been saving yourself
all these years!” The groom nodded gently and said, “I don’t
know if I can get over this though: She gave me $20 change!”
ur joke severus, i seen it coming, it wasn’t a surprise
actually slvador’s joke was awsome and urs Severus sux balls
both just suck. Slvador’s lacked the element of humor. Severus’ lacked the element of surprise. But Slvador’s had balls in it so it wins.
and whoever voted for “Some Anime”.. mention its name. You might also want to make a list of the quotes u like from it if it’s some rare-God-only-knows-about anime.
I will be working on the WoW and That 70’s show quotes once I’m done with exams.. proly on Wednesday. Severus, you’ll either work on the hitch-hiker’s guide quotes or provide me with a copy of the book.
“Kirk: You’re too beautiful to ignore. Too much woman.”
Why do we have to read such quotes?
cause i said so, good enough for you