Post your favorite quotes here. Make sure you mention who you’re quoting and a good reason why we’d care to know what he/she/it said so. Got past some nice ones that I was afraid I would forget so here are some:
– “Everyone has the right to be stupid but you, my sir, are abusing the privilege!” Anonymous – DotA Forums
– “I do what I please and I please those I do” Gillian – SIN guild forums
– “Time does strange things to those that use it as a form of currency”
– ” In your rush to glory, you assumed that the pace of the game revolved around your actions. Can you even fathom how preposterous that sounds to a being like me? A being that if so inclined could cause your own insignificant thoughts to crush the peanut sized mass of grey matter floating within your skull.”
– “In this world where time is your enemy, it is my greatest ally. This grand game of life that you think you play in fact plays you. To that I say… Let the games begin!”
Last three quotes are by: Lord Victor Nefarius, Lord of Blackwing lair – World of Warcraft
– “Life is brief and so is glory.. Only death lasts forever!” Cadavre – Quake III
– “The snake can’t strike but once against the quick of hand” Xaero – Quake III
– “If knowledge is power then to be unknown is to be unconquerable” Yanal – High Blondie of the Chromatic Flight
– “Shit happens, and when it does I always happen to be around” Me
– “Non-laggy internet connections are as legendary as hot chicks who don’t have self-esteem issues” Some Finnish friend of mine unsatisfied with his ISP
– “Keep your forked tongue locked behind your teeth.. I did not fight doom and death to listen to your bullshit!” Yanal – High Blondie of the Chromatic Flight (this was written on my notebook as Yanal was waiting me for like 2hours to finish some lab. This was originally taken from the script of Lord of the Rings with some modifications added by Yanal”
– “We need a foot-ass-iologist here!” Eric Foreman – That 70’s show
Please keep bumping this thread..
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.
–Life, The Universe and Everything
You barbarians! I’ll sue the council for every penny it’s got! I’l have you hung, drawn, and quartered! And whipped! And boiled…until…until…until you’ve had enough. And then I will do it again! And when I’ve finished I will take all the little bits, and I will JUMP on them! And I will carry on jumping on them until I get blisters, or I can think of anything even more unpleasant to do…
–Arthur Dent
Ha! What do you know of always? You say ‘always’ to me, who, because of the silly little errands your organic life forms keep on sending me through time on, am now thirty-seven times older than the Universe itself? Pick your words with a little more care,” he said, “and tact.”
– Marvin –
-So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish
“trying is the first step towards failure” homer jay simpsons.
“I’m going to kill you and bury you in a shallow grave..then i’ll dig you up and kill you again…thats the beauty of a shallow grave!” homer jay simpsons.
Gief more Simpson quotes please!
Here’s one:
“You shouldn’t keep blaming yourself all the time. Just blame yourself once and move on!”
((HAVE YOU EVER DANCED WITH THE DEVIL IN THE PALE MOON LIGHT))….
JOKER
ok here’s another one…”D’oh!” :D..
“Huh…’distracted’. That’s a funny word. I wonder if anyone ever gets ‘tracted’. I’m gonna go call the Suicide Hotline and ask them.”
“D’oh! Nuts! Mmm, donuts… ”
“Oh, used grease is worth money eh? Then my arteries are filled with liquid gold! ”
“(when he met the aliens) Please don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! “
“Men should be either treated generously or destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injuries – for heavy ones they cannot†Niccolo Machiavili.
“A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!â€-william shakespear, King henry
“I speak spanish to god, italian to women, french to men, and german to my horse” king charles IV king of france.
“Men should be either treated generously or destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injuries – for heavy ones they cannot†Niccolo Machiavili.
“A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!â€-william shakespear, King henry
“I speak spanish to god, italian to women, french to men, and german to my horse” king charles IV king of france.
“The only thing necessary for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing.” – Edmund Burke
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william shakespear Is G@y
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i’ll Quote iced earth and change it a bit “Queen Of Vipers,Queen Of Serpents…Cast Severus’s Soul Into Stone!!!” Iced earth-Dante’s Inferno