I’ve been taking a new approach on how to understand the meaning of the smilies typically used by peeps. Let’s take a look at some examples. The upcoming smilies are used by me as serial answers to someone talking about some boring thingy:
-.- “I look like I care?”
: ) “Does he think that I care?!”
😀 “LOL! He really thinks that I care”
>: ( “That’s it, I really don’t care”
:O “OMG!! I’m starting to care”
Oo “So weird and interesting.. I’m calling the care-police in a second”
XD “LOL at those who would care about this”
:S “Care-confused”
: / “Member in the carebears club”
<3 "I'd love to care.. I just can't" : P "Has nothing to do with caring. Just an ordinary tongue-teasing smily" >.> “Look there..someone is caring on the ground!”
>.< "Angry >>> I can care less tbh”
@>-|– “I just love you. Doesn’t mean that I care though”
and finally I couldn’t care less if this thread is interesting, easily-understood or makes any sense. Call 911 and ask for the care deprtment and report me.